The cool scientist

When you go and ask someone to fill up the following blank

The __________ scientist, 9/10 people will fill out "Mad" as the first choice.

Not cool, not smart, not hip, not brilliant.

How did that come to be?

Ages ago, in cave man times, when all the males went out to hunt and the females were gathering assorted stuff, one of the dudes/dudettes came up with a way to sharpen instruments.

Going by the fact that this is a sterotype post and also by the fact that this this "Novel way of increasing sharpness on blunt instrument using a two step method", assigned to the sole inventor "Smartperson Cavedweller, Cave #77, Mammoth Springs, USA" was done by a person doing more thinking than sharpening, the rest of the people in the hunting group, especially the ones doing all the hard work with the blunter instruments decided to get even by coining a term "Nerd".

Nerd stood for Neanderthal exiled from rest of herd and that made the person go work on the next invention which became some kind of WMD and wiped out a lot of the other neanderthals for a long time.

That is when they coined the term "The mad scientist". This person was originally cool but was not appreciated, and we now have the term "mad scientist"!

It is high time that Scientists had a cool quotient, no?

Everyone keeps asking at Research conferences "What can we do to make science cool and appealing to our youth?" and they have round table sessions with free lunches!

If these kids take to science, they are going to become scientists and if only madness is associated with being a scientist, they might not go that route.

Make scientists cool, if you want to make science cool.

What say you?

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Playlist for the clinically depressed

A buddy asked me yesterday, "What is this connection to Bob Dylan and the bailout man? Why do you keep connecting them in multiple posts?"

For some reason, when I am depressed there is a tendency to seek out even more depressing songs. That seems to be silly, because one would try to listen to upbeat songs when in a sad mood, or at least that would make sense, right?

It also happened that two Dylan CD's were in the CD player at the time and a few of the songs were so in with my mood and thoughts at that time, that they kept playing in my head. The same thing happens with old Ilayaraja songs or Kannadasan songs at times.

The lyrics do the damage, but it is the sad voice that makes it all the more depressing (all lyrics courtesy of this link)

Like a rolling stone

Postively 4th street

Stuck inside of Mobile

and the really fitting..

Subterranean Homesick Blues

Time to stop worrying about the economy and focus on the daily routine.

No more depressing posts on Bailout related topics...

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They do get the bad guys

Was having dinner at a friends place saturday and the conversation veered towards the one thing at all conversations veer towards these days..

Yes. Note that down..

All party conversations lead to the Bailout!

The probability of this happening is actually higher than all roads leading to Rome.

A tax accountant there answered my question "so what does happen to the bad guys? Do they go free?"

He said "Lets say the guy bought a house for 400k with 10k down, which he should not have in the first place and lets also say that the house is now worth 200k, if his loan is forgiven to an extent of 200k, not only does he lose his 10k, he gets a 1099 from the IRS for the forgiven 200k on which he has to pay taxes!"

This, made me happy for all of 10 minutes.

While driving back home, I was just thinking... wait a second.. The guy declared bankruptcy? So how is he going to pay taxes?

Also he is supposed to be a credit risk and this is supposed to make it difficult for him to borrow going forward and make me, a five-star borrower?

He is going to go to the same banker who gave him that 390k loan and get himself some more money?

No?

Let me know....

ps. A corollary to Bob Dylan singing "when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose" is "when you are bankrupt, you got no taxes to pay"...

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