840/- DD 1000 /-

A long line of people standing outside the wall of the US consulate (USEFI, if it is still called that) in what was then Madras, now Chennai... needless to say, a long long time ago.

A 20 year old boy who entered the queue at 5:30 AM (people had told him to go early) only to find that there were already over 100 people in the line to get a Visa the next morning.

We are talking early nineties where you had to go with a bunch of documents, be within the first 200 people in the line, be screened, be interviewed, pay fees and then get a Visa stamp later that afternoon.

If you had a scholarship and all your papers, chances are you were directly called to the counter to pay money and skip the interview part, provided you managed to get in that morning. All you needed was the right applications, the documents (I-120 or whatever.. ), your passport and a DD (Demand Draft) drawn to an exact amount of 840 Rupees for the entry fee. No DD meant, no entry into the gates!

The US consulate taught you very early on that "Money = Possile Entry. No Money = NO Entry", be it the consulate or the country. Capitalism 101..

Yours truly had the DD. In fact the documents were checked and rechecked multiple times as there was nothing else to do in the line from 5:30 AM to 9:00AM under the sodium vapor yellow light. There was also the constant checking of the pockets to make sure that the Visa fee of 3000+ rupees was still there!

A PSBB dude called Guru was behind me and we did some idle chit chatting. He was worried that he would be rejected for various reasons. I was more worried about losing the 840 Rupees. The girls in the line came prepared with magazines to read. Some folks in the line ahead were drivers, helpers, servant maids for the pampered chosen ones who came later in the morning in their fancy cars, all dressed up to take the place of the servants who had slept on the pavement the night before and that showed you another face of Capitalism..

Have servant, you dont have to wait on the pavement yourself. No servant, you have to!

The best part was the third glorious glimpse of capitalism from that very same pavement. This line of almost 300 people... wait, did we just read 300?

Yes. They would only allow 200 people in, but 300 would line up hoping that some of the folks in the line would be rejected for improper documents, stress burnout, sickness, servant reaching the gates before the real applicant, or the MISSING DD!!

Apparently all very common happenings on that line as another seasoned veteran of two attempts later explained to me while waiting inside.

There was one chap who was making a fortune using that line of people.

He had a large drum full of chai/Coffee loaded on the back of a bicyle. He also had bottles of "Bisleri" drinking water hanging from all sides of the plank that he had wedged into the carrier. Then there were magazines, cheetos, etc. all sold at premium pricing to the people who dare not leave the line.

Every now and then he would shout "eightfortydeedeethousandrupees, eightfortydeedeethousandrupeeeeeeeeesssssssss" just like they sell Idly and Vadai in the south Indian railway stations.

At first we did not understand what he was saying. Then we figured out that he was selling Demand Drafts taken in favor of the US Consulate for Rs. 840 with a nice markup. He was selling 840 rupees for 1000.

He would come close to us and say "Saar, DD irukka check pannu saar.. illena ulla vidamaatanga theriyum ille? 4 DD dhan baaki irukku"

(Sir, check if you have your DD.. if you dont have it, they won't let you in. You know that right? I have only 4 DD's left)

This was all round service. He must have made at least 3000 rupees in those 3+ hours with his enterprise. Now that is capitalism for you.

Chances are he is a CEO by now and he never had to sit on any pavement to get his Visa...

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They say elephants can remember.. Can people?

Woman kills elephant with bow and arrow.. (read comments, they are really interesting)

In a world where people cannot be protected from other people, who is going to protect these animals?

They have no voice. They can't pick up weapons and retaliate. Most of us are busy making the world a better place.. for ourselves!

Yaanaia paathomaa, our vaazha pazhatha kuduthomaannu irukkama..
(you see an elephant, feed it a banana and keep going...)

So sad...

The news could have been

Woman files half way around globe to tame elephant
Woman flies half way around globe to feed elephants a ton of bananas
Banana republic sponsors woman to feed a ton of bananas to zimbabwean elephant
Ton of bananas intended for zimbabwean elephant shared by poor kids
Woman flies half way around globe to fight lioness
Woman flies half way around globe and takes on wild elephant unarmed

etc. etc.

Even if this elephant was not endangered and they killed it to collect money to save more elephants (which in itself is funny .. because that is as bad as poor people selling their kids to save the rest of the family.. at the end of the day someone is exploiting a poor country and its people), it wasn't a fair fight!

The elephant wasn't picking a fight.
It was not attacking anyone.

Kill a fly in the bathroom because Jr. is afraid of flies. That is nothing to be proud of. I have a swatter and the fly doesn't have a chance. Sure there will be some insect lover who feels passionately about the swatting of flies and how flies are getting endangered. (okay, an elephant and fly are not the same.. especially if you compare population densities and I am only being sarcastic here)

Is this something someone should be proud of? That is the only question that nags me.

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What are you doing?

Jr. was trying to fall awkwardly from the couch after jumping on it.

I just didn't get it. She never jumps on the couch.

Me : What are you DOING ?
Jr.: I am trying to pretend that I am S. aunty breaking her leg jumping up and down!

Now we all know S. aunty and her leg braces provided ample entertainment for one evening when we visited her. Pretending to be S. aunty is fine.. pretending to be S. aunty about to break her leg, is not a good idea!

S. aunty has now become a notorious role model!

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