Tough Girls in pink
Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 11:36PM Now that a whole week has gone by, after coming back from India, the house has returned to a routine, especially with Grandmas arrival today. It is a full house again, with Daddy and the four women who shape his daily life.
To celebrate, we decided to get matching fake tattoos! A friend of mine had given me these Harley Davidson stick on's, just the day before we left for India. We had promised the kids that we will put the tattoos in the airport and have some fun while waiting for the plane. Although we spent more than half a day at the airport (more on that later), we did not use the tattoo because daddy forgot to take them and put them in his pocket!
So, we did the tattoo thing on our return, and took pictures. The girls look all tough and giggly, now that we have matching eagles!
Considering that daddy does not even know how to ride a motorbike (having graduated from bicycle directly to the four wheelers) and his only experience on a two wheeler being limited to four sessions of scooter coaching class in the desolate Boat Club road, from his Chitappa almost two decades ago, this is as close to a Harley as he gets!
Now, we talked about the girls, and being tough! What has pink got to do with it? The answer lies in the next picture! Behold, the tough girl, wrapped in pink...
In case you are wondering "Why the happiness radiating from her face?", it is because she has been given a new "blankie" aka security blanket. After our bitter "blankie" or "thuni" experiences with Jr. growing up, we decided to get not one but two blankets for the little one. On second thought, we should have gotten a dozen!
I do not know if as a child, I had a security blanket which had to be within 2 feet of me at all times, which was a necessity for me to smell and touch before I could go to sleep. I vividly remember some of my mom's sarees and was probably holding her saree while sleeping, but nothing like this phenomena we see in the US of A.
People who are used to seeing me, probably think I have started some political party which goes by a "Pink" thundu! PTMK, that's me, Pink Thundu munetra katchi! Look at every photograph of me taken anywhere from Disneyland to weddings to just around the house and you can spot me with the pink blanket on my shoulder, irrespective of wheather the kid also happens to be on my shoulder or not!
In short, daddy is nothing but a blanket depot of sorts for the little girls. Jr. graduated from the little pink blanket to a larger full size "poobie" (Pooh Bear blanket shortened to poobie by her!). Although she doesn't go with it everywhere, she still sleeps with it at home and takes it on long trips in the van, if she plans to sleep on the ride!
The little one is still dependent on "thuni" for her every breath! As fate would have it, there was a typhoon in HongKong the day we were supposed to leave for India and our flight got cancelled, rerouted etc. etc. Long story short, in all the hoopla we forgot to take both "thunis"to India. One was still drying at home. That left us with one blanket for the entire 13 days.
"Madras is hot. I can wash the thing and dry it on the terrace while she is playing! Don't worry!", I told a worried San., and kept that promise too! Although smeared with kumkum, turmeric, coffee, boost, etc. from the wedding and the ranganathan street floor, mylapore tank bus stop, etc. from our local trips, the blanket was holding up rather well till day 10 of the trip. Then it happened!
Within thirty seconds after reaching the Meenambakkam airport, there was so much activity because some guy had parked his car at a 18 degree angle to the pavement, as opposed to the customary 17 and this had jammed traffic all the way to the entrance. There was a frantic search for the second car following us and while my brother and me went in different directions, the sleepy little one, had dropped her "thuni" from my shoulders. We were glad to get inside the airport and just as we were about to wave goodbye to my brother, the little one chipped in "my thuni?!".
The whole airport whizzed past me and San in slow motion. I could see her lips moving, but could not hear the words! They might have said something like "All you have to do was guard that stupid blanket and you failed! Where did you drop it? In the car? or at home? Where?". I muttered something like "It was there on me when I got in the car". She either dropped it outside or in the car!". The rest of the conversations were immaterial.
We knew our return trip was going to be to rerouted to San Franciso, via Hellkong!
And it was! We were so happy to come home to the backup blankie. We will spare you the details of the return. The story does not end there! Considering that there is no immediate plan to graduate her from the little thuni to something like "poobie" and also considering we don't have the energy to go through a "blankie weening" process, we decided to search and get two additional blankies.
One has to remember that any two feet by four piece of cloth can be purchased as a "receiving blanket" from the local Toys'r'us, Walmart or Target, but they cannot become a "thuni"! There is a careful ageing process that goes with transforming an ordinary cloth into a security blanket.
In what would put the making of Jason Bourne to shame, this 2x4 cloth goes through 3 washes in a washer/ dryer per week over a couple of years, gets spit on, mothers milk/formula/whole milk/chocolate milk/ovaltine leaked on, peed on in the car seat at times during a rare scientific phenomena called the "midway diaper shift", extensively vomited on, dragged and dropped in places that range from normal parking lots in local shops and malls, to exotic locations like National parks, village temples, paddy fields, australian beaches, not to mention trampled on by the adults feet, elder sisters bicyle, tricycle etc. It has even occasionally been run over by the minivan!
It aquires a unique smell, faded color and texture over time. It also aquires some superpowers. The little one can "possibly" hold one end of the blankie while being perched on daddys hip, drop the other end on the floor, swirl it around, then pick it up and get some kind of idea of the nuances of the floor. It is like that Johnsons bud with fluid which tells the CSI investigator, "This is blood, alright!". Such are the qualities of the "thuni"!
Although she posed happily with the new blanket, she disowned it after 20 minutes!
One has to come up with a rapid ageing process now that matches the performance of the natural process. This is something along the lines of making artificial diamonds that match the color, carat, cut and clarity of a natural diamond.
Even the scientist in me is not ready to take up that challenge, because I know the little one can detect that the % Ranganathan Street platform is off by 0.001% on the new blankie compared to the old one! So why bother?
I can only dream of having a crowd chanting, "Pink Thalapathi Mandaveli Sundar...."
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blanket, blankie, security, tough girls, winnie the pooh
Reader Comments (6)
I enjoy all your posts --- BUT this one was brilliant -- reminds me of the times APPA had to go through the same kinda rigmarolls -- hahahaha -- daddy's everywhere-ikku -- or O" Poduren!!!
haha you are hilarious Sundar annah.
Re- blankets I agree you should have more than one. Another solution that we discussed in class was that these blankets need to be cut little by little.Mind you this needs to be done very gradually and in a very subtle manner. When she eventually complains- you say Kuttyammah you are just getting bigger! Kid's her age don't really understand the concept of size or quantity fully(remember I was telling you about Piaget and how your kids would be happy with bags with a present post a while ago)
Anyways, if you have big sister cooperating as well, you might be able to wean her off the blanket or get her to dismiss it. Slowly but steadily.
Let me know if this works out, I've wanted to test this out for about 2 years now, unfortunately for me I don't have anyone in the right age group to experiment on *My niece is to young*
Sorry if I sucked out the fun of your post, your post really is hilarious though! :)
Brilliant !
Pink Thalapathi Mandaveli Sundar...." on a Harley Davidson with tattooed girls ( three of them )..!!
Tamil nadu needs you !
PTMS vazhga! I can understand your narrations and we all have gone through the same experience ( I mean not missing the thuni and getting those scoldings from counterpart... ha...ha.. athu ungaloda..time.. paavam.. I could imagine your face then.. What I meant is getting attached to such a 'Thuni'. One of my sister even after her marriage, took my mother's old saree to put it on her bed, smell and sleep. Those are great.. feelings Sundar.. Only people who have experienced those kinda things will be able to understand. Well written. Your girls are very lucky to have a Dad like you.
Sundar,
Your the new metro man.. pretty in pink :D! But I think every kid goes throug security blanket, which later translates to their favorite blanket. I actually moved my bedding from Chennai to Bangalore, when I got my first job. It gave me a sense of home, after a hard (:D) day at work
Loved this post of yours...came blog hopping and realised I was reading all ur posts and they were all taking me ona ncie senti nostalgia trip.
So the thalapathi of the pink womens society....
you ahev some thuni problem..kids are so cute and they are there to give us memories....so might as well enjoy them....and keep all the dust formats from Mylapore bus stands intact